Amidst the lunacy of post-Constitutional America, does Planet Earth sometimes feel like alien territory? Do you wonder how this infected the minds of men, and are you looking for some effective protection?

While you wait for pick-up by the Mother Ship and a return to sanity, just put on this wry spacesuit and go meet some friendlies. Tell 'em you come in peace, and if things get dicey, ask 'em to hide you from their leaders. They'll understand. 

Artwork by Haris M. -

Tee Materials & Sizing

These comfortable, semi-fitted Tees feature a crew neck.

52% combed, ring-spun cotton and 48% poly.

space alien humor